You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
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These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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