that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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