So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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