Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
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Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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