This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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