It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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