worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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