When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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