Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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