oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
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No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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