they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
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Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
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He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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