well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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