If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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