How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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