Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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