yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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