thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
she smelled like a LAN party
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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