its not stalking. its research.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
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I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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