i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
