Where did you get a picture of my penis
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
