A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
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I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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