I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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