Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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