you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
we should paint friendship bongs
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