every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
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She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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