Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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