Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
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When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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