Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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