Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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