all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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