I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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