was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
So squirting runs in the family.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
