I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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