That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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