we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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