I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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