either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
no you cant smoke seaweed
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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