I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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