I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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