smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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