i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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