found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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