think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
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Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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