she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
you didnt know i had herpes?
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beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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