I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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