apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Randomize
