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you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me

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(212): you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me http://tfl.nu/k59c

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So how was last night?

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Let's just say I danced with the devil

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Huh?

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I'm going to Hell for sure

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(310) So how was last night? (1-310) Let's just say I danced with the devil (310) Huh? (1-310) I'm going to Hell for sure http://tfl.nu/oh5v

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Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.

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(623): Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again. http://tfl.nu/wv7w

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I just gift wrapped bread.

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(+44): I just gift wrapped bread. http://tfl.nu/h0i1

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he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.

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(717): he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob. http://tfl.nu/6ugt

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Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.

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was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?

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(717): Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag. (610): was it embarrassing when you had to say yes? http://tfl.nu/rz29

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Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"

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(978): Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?" http://tfl.nu/0wwp

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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work

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(816): Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work http://tfl.nu/ppy0

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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.

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(919): You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad. http://tfl.nu/r24i

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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it

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(404): im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it http://tfl.nu/4p1k

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I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.

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(805): I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you. http://tfl.nu/4mkg

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There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.

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(718): There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood. http://tfl.nu/j8qe

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CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.

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(612): CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me. http://tfl.nu/rba5

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My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?

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(920): My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls? http://tfl.nu/f946

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This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her

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(312): This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her http://tfl.nu/f7pk

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