Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I licked your asshole in confidence.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home