please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.