We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.