i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
jump out the window naked night went bad
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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