You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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