i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
this just has baby written all over it
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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