i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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