so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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