Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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