four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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