Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
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I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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